Crank that spider man

your partner gives u head then b4 you climax pull her head off ur mushroom, cum in your hand, and finally throw it in her face while saying Go web Go

Lisa a. OMG he totally crank that spider man all over me last night!
Lisa d. I kno you still have some on your face

by bhjodrtzdtyfug March 7, 2009

Sri Lankan spider hold

The Sri Lankan spider hold is a finishing move you use to absolutely fuck someone up in a street showing no mercy and absolute precision.

This trick is a highly dangerous manoeuvre used by only idiots

Did you see joel preform that Sri Lankan spider hold he fucked that kid up

by Bigboi647 May 28, 2020

Roman spider dump

(roh-muhn spahy-der duhmp)
1. (noun) An act of questionably sexual behavior involving a pair of male participants (one seated in traditional posture on a toilet with second said participant sitting on the lap of the other participant facing in the opposite direction) and the subsequent act of simultaneous defecation (aka "dumping"). The derivation of the term "spider" refers to the 8 arms/legs and multiple eyes of the collective parties involved. The term "Roman" means absolutely nothing.

2. (verb) The act of performing a Roman spider dump

Hey!! We both have to dump before catching that train..but there is only one toilet!! Maybe we should have a Roman spider dump to save time.

by bonedogg December 12, 2008

Spider Paw

When a person cups the male genitalia with their hand, massaging the genitalia with their fingers mimicking the movements of a spiders legs.

Tina placed her hands down Travis's pants, grabbed his junk giving him some spider paw.

by ROBO113 April 21, 2014

Slader

Slader is the art of timing, knowing when it is right to leave and return into someone’s life. The goal isn’t to change ones behavior, but to instead shape it around your behavior patterns. In other words, you are trying to get someone to think about you when you aren’t around them. Think about it as an analogy. You are a farmer who is growing crops. You have to plant the seeds in the present to reap the rewards in the future. This may be a fairly large investment, but that also means the potential payoff is larger. As a farmer, you aren’t just going to sit and watch the plant grow. You have other crops to grow on your farm, therefore you must know when to check in on the progress of the plant and adjust to the conditions surrounding it. You need to know when to water and fertilize your plant, until eventually it is ready to harvest. The key to slader, is knowing and believing it is always slader season no matter the circumstance.

"Bro what'd you do last night? you disappeared."

"Bro, Matray and I ran a quick pick 2 and sladered some smooth brains at double."

by Salderman Jones III March 3, 2020

Said the spider to the fly

A phrase used to describe a situation in which one person has been captivated by another person's charm and flattery, and when the latter is secretly harboring ill intentions towards the former. In reference to the poem "The Spider and the Fly", in which a spider entraps a fly in its web using the same tactics.

Man 1: Damn, Weslley sure has been spending a lot of time with that new girl.
Man 2: Yeah, she's so sexy but she probably just wants him for his money.
Man 1: Aye, said the spider to the fly.

by GreatswordGuts July 7, 2016

Texas Barking Spider

The Texas Barking Spider: It is a small spider of extremely minute size, though never seen, it always is know by a bark (soft or loud) and an extremely disgusting smell. Often used to pass off blame when one passes gas.

Dude enough with the ass thunder!

no dude , it was a texas barking spider , i swear i saw it over there in the corner.

by insanedockergang April 8, 2011