Spactuary

Derogatory portmanteau of the words actuary and spastic.

Even after qualifying as a spactuary I’m still not loaded.

by JaySordoff May 29, 2023

Nubular spaceship

Rooting from the word Nub, something you say when someone is being a complete nub or doing something extremely stupid.

Me: Dude, you are so riding on the nubular spaceship.

by Lil Dyl Fresh July 27, 2011

author spaces

A popular website like a portfolio for authors that presents various blogs and articles, exchanged on daily, weekly or monthly basis.

I have sent my latest post to be public shed on Author Spaces

by anonymous October 21, 2020

Spaceshipping

A group of three or more people sat in a circle who all but one person have a lit joint.
after each intake everyone passes the joint to the left hand side so with every rotation there there is a 'bust light' orbiting the circle appearing as a spinning spaceship.

Giraffe: "Hey man! did you see that UFO in the park the other night?
Phoenix: Nah man, that was just a group of stoners spaceshipping!

by PolarBearLovingPhoenix February 11, 2010

sfacts

straight facts

if your friend says someones hot and you agree you say sfacts

by lydditiddy September 24, 2017

wanging spats

Massive saggy Breasts

Oih, you have wanging spats me love

by AndyRich February 25, 2005

Mongolian Spacesuit

Mid-coitus, you pull out and finish ejaculating into a fish bowl. Then you proceed to place the fish bowl over her head. Once that has been completed, push her face against the side so that she looks Chinese.

John was having a good time with Susan last night. He even gave her the Mongolian Spacesuit!

by HipsterLumberjack December 20, 2013