The dilemma of the son of a bitch

When you have responsabilities that you don't want to do, but you're still bored and don't know what to do.

You: Uuuhh. I'm sooo bored, Jeff !
Jeff : don't worry, it's the dilemma of the son of a bitch! You're just a huge failure and I hope you won't get anything in life.

by I_have_erectile_dysfunction October 10, 2023

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Son of a bitch

1. A common "yo mama" insult. Obviously, it implies that one's mother is a bitch. Either definition (be it "female dog" or "POS woman") is equally insulting in the context of this phrase.

2. General expletive. Can be used as a more profane version of "God damn it!".

1:
Douchebag: Heyo I stole $1000 from your bank account lol
Bob: YOU SON OF A BITCH! ONLY A MAN WHOSE FATHER FUCKS DOGS WOULD DO SUCH A THING!
Douchebag: And I thought I was a douche.

2:

Alice: When the plane started tumbling into the bay, all I could utter was "SON OF A BITCH!" before waking up on a coast guard helicopter. That's still my best B-bomb that I've used.

by E hates Q September 9, 2021

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Son of a Bitch

Son of a Bitch is a phrase or word OR SENTENCE used when someone who is born is ur enemy aka. someone you hate. So u say his kind of thing when ur angry or out of control. Sometimes. People just say Son of a Biscuit so it doesn’t sound like they hate u that much.

Typical Gaming Scene

Dude 1: BRO STOP CHEATING!
Dude 2: How am I cheating? Ur so annoying!
Dude 1: SON OF A BITCH!
(5 min later..)
Dude 2: *realizes that he’s cheating and calling Dude 1 annoying*
Dude 2 walks up to Dude 1.
Dude 2: sorry man, for calling u annoying…
Dude 1 doesn’t respond
Dude 2 sees another Dude coming
Dude 3: Ay, be nicer
Dude 2: Shut up, who even are u? And btw, u don’t know what I did so shut ur butt up!
Dude 3 stabs Dude 2.

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 February 17, 2023

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