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salmonella

a disease contracted by reptiles that spreads easily to humans. its not good to keep small reptiles around children. do not let them put the reptiles in their mouths. also, you need a protected cage for small reptiles with salmonella, because it can easily seep out and be contracted by humans. small reptiles are illegal in the united states because salmonella was contracted by many americans in the 1970s. DO NOT LET REPTILES WITH SALMONELLA BE PURCHASED! especially if they are not sold through a certified pet store.
"Becky, don't lick the small turtle or else you will contract salmonella"
by Rebecca N12345 August 5, 2007
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Solomon Grundy

Hairy, squat, laconic Nemesis of Superman
"Grundy hate Superman. Grundy want smash Superman. Grundy want pants, too."
by Tim February 6, 2004
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Solomon Syndrome

As per the King Solomon in the old testament. It is used to describe any man who has an unusual attraction to women from different cultures and ethnic backgrounds. Solomon was recorded to have 600 wives and 400 concubines from all over the world.

Any man, though especially jewish men, like King Solomon was, who are obsessed with women outside of their own race.
Man Mark never stops talking about his fascination with latinas, blacks, and asian girls. He definitly has the old "Solomon syndrome" All he ever talks about is how much he wishes he could bone them.
by Solomon_12345 December 1, 2009
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Salmon Dance

A song by the Chemical Brothers.

A dance that is produced by swinging your arms in a wiggle side to side while wiggling your body, much like a salmon swimming upstream.
When I first did the salmon all the people just laughed.
They looked around and stood like I was on crack.
I heard somebody say out loud "What the fuck is that? This nigga's dancing like a fish, while he's doing the snap!"
But the more I kept doing it, the more they were feeling it.
Then I heard some bitches saying "That nigga's killing it"
By the end of the night, everyone was on my team
And the whole club was dancing like a salmon floating up stream!

Royal Millen teaches handicapped kids how to do the Salmon Dance. He owns.
by DoDaSalmonDance October 7, 2008
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awkward salmon

A gesture used to relieve the tension of an awkward situation.

The awkward salmon is usually performed when sitting, although it can be done standing. The person spreads his legs slightly apart and puts his hand in between them close to the knees. Then he rapidly moves his hand back and forth slapping each leg to simulate the sound of a salmon flopping around on the ground.

The awkward salmon can become even more awkward (and a lot funnier) if a person sneaks up behind another person and performs the awkward salmon on the victim.
Grandma: Damn your grandpa is good in bed.
Grandson: (to his friends)... AWKWARD SALMON!
by Philt5252 February 15, 2009
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salmon turd

I've just had a huge salmon turd - the little sucka has swum back upstream to haunt me
by Adrian Peers May 18, 2006
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salmonback

A tall, well-proportioned woman with a svelte figure that probably has some kind of visual arts fellowship or is writing thesis on Shakespeare's sonnets. The only certainty is that a salmonback is beautiful, voluptuous, yet thin enough to have a visible backbone. The silent 'L' is sometimes pronounced depending on how gobsmacked you are by the salmoninity.
RUBE: Did you catch that salmonback? Pink? You're gonna miss it... Oh.
PINK: Sorry, Rube, I was too busy looking for Doody Street.
RUBE: There she is again!
PINK: No doubt a salmonback. You could play xylophone on the moll.
by Rubi Unique May 19, 2009
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