Salami Rod

A piece of meat, usually shaped like a penis that is around 7 feet long. Can be slightly salted or peppered and likes to be thrusted around.

John once showed us his salami rod in the showers. Needless to say, he always had a filling for his sandwich.

That salami rod was rather filling. Thrust me some more and let me taste it good.

by CaptainSoap March 31, 2015

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Salami Balls

When you get dry skin on your scrotum so the contrast looks like salami

I was wearing weird underwear and that gave me Salami Balls.

by persond543 April 4, 2016

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Salami slappers

A girl with a very long labia

Hey man, that girl last night had some salami slappers on her!

by Hdizzle96 May 29, 2018

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Salami Shingles

Can be used to describe the flaps of your vagina, also known as your meat curtains or your labia

Person 1: "Man, my salami shingles sure are sore!"
Person 2: "What the fuck."

by P.U.R.V. August 4, 2018

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A sheman who has a big forehead but is covered up by her eyebrows. And every night she sticks two fists up her vagina over a ardnut called will. Also can be referred to as an ogre . Silami is a very special young lady who considers a goldfish named libbie to be one of her few friends .

Who’s that who is friends with a gold fish named libbie . Oh that’s silami orgasm the one with the eyebrows .

by Cabbage C 1010 November 21, 2018

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