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slimer

The equivalent to the male "boner." Refers to the secretion of lubricating fluids when a woman gets excited. May also be called a "throbber," in reference to a clitoral erection.
She got such a slimer when she saw my boner.
by Weiler February 14, 2005
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sommered

to totally kill a joke and end all humor in the situation
kid 1: so... did you see 30 rock last night?
kid 2: OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY
(kids 1 and 2 start reminiscing)
kid 3: it reminds me of my big throbbing cock...
kid 1: eh... you kinda sommered that...
by Garbage Han-Garbage May 15, 2009
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somerfield

A convenience store, especially in twee Home County villages, such as Lindfield, that thinks its a haute cuisine delicatessen.
One can buy duck pate at Somerfield.
by Kerb November 27, 2004
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soiler alert

n. secret notification, usually from one nurse to another, that a patient has been incontinent of feces or urine; a signal used by care staff who wish to avoid the clean-up or who wish to save the patient's dignity by removing visitors from the room.
This is a funny time for emergency blood work. And what the heck is a serum reiff-trenchel osmolality?

Don't be a dweeb doctor. That was just a soiler alert.
by gnostic1 April 21, 2011
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sommer

a very pretty and sexy girl but don't fuck with her because she will beat yo fucking ass she is very athletic and can dance her hidden talent in singing she has great fashion and she is the best.
damm sommer fine ass hell and she gotta fatty
by pizzatopia June 9, 2018
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sommerkamp

To have an embarrassing or compromising photograph of yourself show up on the internet without your knowledge.

Sommerkamps are generally discovered when someone searches your name on google or myspace.

Sommerkamping is the process of searching for embarrassing or compromising photos of friends or coworkers for entertainment or other purposes.
Hey, Giff, I just love that Indiana Jones costume you wear.
-- Aw man, I must have gotten sommerkamped!

I just came across a sommerkamp from my bachelor party on myspace -- which one of you wise guys is responsible?

If you don't pay me $1 million dollars I'm gonna sommerkamp you all across the net.
by Irwin517 September 15, 2006
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