The amazing song from tbbt.
Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty.
Little ball of fur.
Happy Kitty, Sleepy Kitty.
Purr purr purr.
Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty.
Little ball of fur.
Happy Kitty, Sleepy Kitty.
Purr purr purr.
Sheldon: Penny, will you sing me the Soft Kitty song?
Penny: *sigh* Fine Sheldon.
Soft kitty, warm kitty.
Little ball of fur.
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty.
Purr purr purr.
Now go to sleep Sheldon
Penny: *sigh* Fine Sheldon.
Soft kitty, warm kitty.
Little ball of fur.
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty.
Purr purr purr.
Now go to sleep Sheldon
by Dinosarecool January 13, 2012
Being too used to a cosy office environment and unable to perform physical labour.
Or unable to perform in non-air-conditioned environments.
Or unable to perform in non-air-conditioned environments.
1, "Call Dave to help us shift this timber"
"Not Dave he's office soft"
2, It's freezing in the warehouse. I must be getting office soft.
"Not Dave he's office soft"
2, It's freezing in the warehouse. I must be getting office soft.
by The Saint 7 November 29, 2016
A sweet timid girl who is nice to everyone. Is really pretty and owns adorable pastel colored things.
The really nice girl at my school who helps eveyone. The soft girl stood up for me when I was bullied
by _shayshay_ October 04, 2019
1. A decision characterizing one as being, weak, lazy, sensitive, cautious or otherwise avoiding adversity.
2. Choosing the easy way out.
3. Being a pussy
2. Choosing the easy way out.
3. Being a pussy
Emily chose the mild salsa at Quesada. Soft choice.
Henry bought his girlfriend the standard chocolate and flowers for v-day instead of being original. Soft choice.
Klara didn't go running this morning because it was "too cold." Soft choice.
Marge chose the petunias for her floral decor. SOFT CHOICE .
Henry bought his girlfriend the standard chocolate and flowers for v-day instead of being original. Soft choice.
Klara didn't go running this morning because it was "too cold." Soft choice.
Marge chose the petunias for her floral decor. SOFT CHOICE .
by hanvasstep March 13, 2018
If yo pimp hand ain't strong just soft toffee dat ho!
I still can't believe you soft toffeed George's mom last night!?
I still can't believe you soft toffeed George's mom last night!?
by lemony snickers February 09, 2015
A lesbian who prefers to dress in a butch/masculine/androgynous way, but may have a more feminine attitude; considered the opposite of a “chapstick lesbian”
by lesbeans are valid February 11, 2018
When a man who is very intoxicated (often off of large quantities of Whiskey) attempts to have intercourse with a woman in the doggy-style position, but finding that his penis is too flaccid for penetration, just ends up undulating the limp penis in-between the woman's butt checks.
"After buying him 3 or 4 Fire Ball shots, all I got was a soft waffle."
"Nothing ruins a good night like a soft waffle-ing."
"At first I thought he was really hot, but he just turned out to be a no good Soft Waffler."
"Nothing ruins a good night like a soft waffle-ing."
"At first I thought he was really hot, but he just turned out to be a no good Soft Waffler."
by bfastchamp July 22, 2013