Slomo Pogo

A slam-dance for the people over 30. Done by Simply bobbing up and down. The advantage to doing this is that you won't spill your drink.

"Look at that old man out there doin' the slomo pogo, must be at least 34."

by TJigg December 22, 2007

Shlomo

At just about 6-8 weeks old, Shlomo was one of the youngest members of the “Texas 56” Canaan Dog rescue that took place April 7, 2021 , in Montgomery County, Texas.

He is only 1 of 3 intact males out of the Texas 56. This is extremely important for the continuation of the breed as there are less than 3000 of this 4,000+ year old ancient and rare breed in the world today.

Once one experiences Shlomo then they have officially be shlomoed!

Shlomo is one of the last remaining breeding Canaan Dogs in the world.

by Hunter.59 November 23, 2021

Shlomosexual

1. A person who practices shlomosexuality
2. A person who is intensely aroused by Jewish people, and who typically prefers only to engage in sexual encounters with Jews.

Wait, you were hitting on Lisa? She’s a total shlomosexual dude. She won’t give a Christian the time of day.

by Assmaster Flash February 21, 2022

Solomon

He is seriously funny, is a good gamer, totally lazy and sluggish. Not very good at long distance running, very king person also helpful. Helps other people other than himself

Girl 1 DO you know that guy?
Girl 2 Yeah, that Solomon he's a cutie

by Kangaroo1145 June 6, 2018

Solomon

Another name for a jewish fish.

Ma is the salmon ready! We don't have salmon but your dad said he bought solomon for dinner

by David R Money September 15, 2018

Myla Solomon

Myla Solomon also know as fat fucking hippo. Can be one of the most annoying and irritating bitches you've ever met.

Myla Solomon smells like beef curry and manure and will always find a way to make you want to kill yourself

If you know a Myla Solomon run for your fucking life.

Holy shit stop being a Myla Solomon u sweaty ugly fuckhead

by Coochwrangler69 June 1, 2020

sollomoss

ok pure ownage, this is a fabulous historic battle. 800 of the De'ils Dozen composed of armstrongs, bells, carletons, Dacres, Elliots, Grahams, johnstone or johnson, kerr or carr, Maxwells, Musgraves, Nixon, Storey, and Scott Reivers defeated a full Scottish invading army of up to 18,000 men, cavalry and artillery, with the loss of 7 dead and 1 wounded. In the process they captured the whole Scottish military leadership, hundreds of prisoners, the whole Scottish artillery and almost all their standards, sending the routed army fleeing back to Scotland after taking even their boots off them “bicause they shuld the more spedely flye homewerts” without the encumbrance of their clothing!

the battle of flodden ownage!!!!!

by ownage January 28, 2005