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Snowmack

A large, well nourished female from Colorado. She can cook hotdogs, Chef Boyardee, and Pizza Rolls. The remaining 99.343% of foodstuff must be obtained via dining out. The Snowmack is incapable of mastering gravity. Slips, falls, sprains, broken bones, contusions, abrasions and bruises result in opioid pain medications and contraptions to allow for mobility. She cannot work, yet the snowlings are in daycare so she can heal via daily Facebooking for sympathy.

The Snowmack also includes a complimentary husband that was cornered or trapped into the relationship. Most snowmacks that have been identified live with their in laws, and bitch consistently about sub standard living conditions even though the in laws charge no rent. Usually far left leaning in the political arena, the Snowmack will preach to any-all social justice warriors about ethics and morals. This preaching is accomplished while the snowlings are in daycare and she has quality time to research CNN, MSNBC, or Huffington Post.

Do not attempt to use a Snowmack as a replacement for Uber or a yellow cab. This will result in watching the Snowmack receive a DUI and attempt to place the blame on anyone within a 2.65 mile perimeter of the field Sobriety test location.

Attempts to change the method of thinking has not been successful. In standard laboratory testing, algae scored a higher on simple, logic based questions. Science has determined it may be possible to repair the damage in the Far future.
I see we are adding a Snowmack to the group. You do realize this will cause issues with everyone that can count past 10?

Shit. It looks like the Snowmack has decided to let everyone know that Colorado was so much nicer to convicted Felons.

Whoa! Look man, don’t be a Snowmack. You know I was just kidding about Obama.
by Kettlepotblack June 22, 2018
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Snowgirl

When two people have sex and the guy cums on the girl, after that the girl rubs the cum all over her body becoming a snowgirl
Hey jessica do you want to bevome a snowgirl tonight
by The_small_astronomer January 29, 2020
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Crusty Snowman

To Ejaculate into a thin glass or tube, freeze over night and then use as a sex toy the next day.
Kate: "Hey can use this ice in my drink?"
Will: "Hell no!! That's my Crusty Snowman for later"
by Dillyboi February 13, 2019
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Bitch Snowman

When your friend is a glowing vampire and they literally blind you because they’re so white.
by ThatOneKid2005 September 23, 2019
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melted a snowman

When you jack off onto a public toilet seat and it blends in with the color of the seat and the next person comes in and unexpectedly sits on it.
Kevin melted a snowman and the RA took the stall after him...
by slushee November 28, 2018
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Frosting the Snowman

When you bust inside a girl, then she cums and shoots your load back at you...

A.k.a Texas Tornado, Texas Toast Strudel, Creampie Christening, Return to Sender
Dude 1: Bro I came in this girl and she was still riding me. She was so wet when she came that she shot my load back and it hit my forehead.

Dude 2: Bro she was Frosting the Snowman
by DJRoms December 1, 2020
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spinning snowflake snowman

a shity Christmas decoration that little kids over obsess about and spend over $100 for.
they are a line of Christmas animatronics that ran from 2002-2010
"like bro i spent $500 on a spinning snowflake snowman,"
"that's funny because Gemmy sold these for under $20 back in my day,"
by ABiggerNigger May 23, 2021
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