Scouse Laptop

A pizza box.

I am starving and the kebab establishment is closed for re-decoration.

> Lets pop down to Domino's for a Scouse Laptop !

by eddy_52 September 22, 2009

scouser

Nickname given to a person from Liverpool.
Very wrongly judged, almost instantly insulted or stereotyped when they mention to another that they are from liverpool. People there are no different from anywhere else, and everywhere has bad people no matter where you live.
Also people say the accent isnt nice, but then again the london or manchester accents arent exactly the nicest sounding either.

*talking posh*
Man 1:'oh, im from liverpool'
Man 2:oh my god, a scouser, everyone keep hold of your handbags!

by LauraC :) May 28, 2008

scouse house

scouse house

the best type of dance u will hear. so much better than this shitty tall paul crap.

by Mark Thomas September 13, 2003

spouse

How you refer to a same sex partner if you do not wish to implicitly come out to the person to whom you are speaking.

"I didn't want those guys to know I was gay, so I called Jack my spouse."

by Johnny Rocker September 25, 2009

Snobsessed

The act of being completely engrossed by something and a braggart about said unhealthy obsessed all the same time.

You know Jake? Yeah, he's crazy about Lady Gaga. Kind of an ass to anyone who denounces recent claim to her pop royalty... Talk about snobsessed.

by Katarzana August 3, 2010

snuse

whatever the fuck you want it to be (can be used in any part of a sentence)

Do you wanna lick the snuse?
If you snuse the goose, will you lick the poose?

by mountainman19 April 18, 2018

scousegary

A tool of the highest quality used by females and males for self pleasure.

The batteries in my scousegary died.

I've been trying to find a scousegary for ages but the production line is really slow.

by westy118 June 15, 2019