Definitions by westy118

scousegary 

A tool of the highest quality used by females and males for self pleasure.

The batteries in my scousegary died.

I've been trying to find a scousegary for ages but the production line is really slow.

scousegary by westy118 June 15, 2019

lillysmum 

A wee lass from the Orkney's, she's a pint sized nymphomaniac that really enjoys a good time and plenty of alcohol. During the week she can be found wandering the streets looking for her man.

I found a right lillysmum at the nightclub last night.

lillysmum by westy118 June 15, 2019