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Smasting

Smaste-Ing. An adjective, to smaste. Typically brought on by an indulgence in narcotics, usually Marijuana.

Ideal places to smaste include trees, lagoons, beaches, parks.

Ideal items to test your smasting skills on include coke in a can, chocolate in wrappers, your own finger (NOT after placement in certain orifices) and cheese.
J: "Dude! I'm totally smasting those leaves!"
B: "Yeah... We're stoned."
by jayseven May 5, 2005
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shasta pack

The well-defined abdominal muscles of a skinny short person.
That nerd had one hell of a shasta pack!
by chris_v July 9, 2007
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skastafari

americanized version of rastafari, is a "ska" performer or singer, practices only certain parts of rastafarism
EL SEANO is a total skastafari name.
Lets be skastafari(s) with him and go party, and play some muthafucking ska!
by Sean Seibert October 31, 2007
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seastrand shuffle

A way of walking that hides a persons limp caused by gunshot injuries or shinsplints.
"yall sluggas dont want no limp, so do dat seastrand shuffle when yall walkin state"
by six pack associate March 16, 2008
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shastastic

Having the qualities of the soda brand Shasta, esp. being easy to obtain (or cheap), but not of the greatest quality. mediocre
I was full after eating a shastastic lunch of four McDoubles at McDonalds

He doesn't have a complicated job or long hours, but he doesn't make too much money, either. He lives a shastastic life.

That girl Fred hooked up with at the party is ready for a good time, but isn't the type for a long-term relationship; she's pretty shastastic.
by Sam Schu January 1, 2009
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slasturbating

staying inside all day to just sleep and masturbate
John: dude yesterday i was slasturbating like crazy

George: o yeah well i slasturbate like every other day
by JabroniMaster February 21, 2011
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SDASTFUFAM

"Sit Down And Shut The Fuck Up For A Minute"
A group of people, whose purpose is to make the world more chill.

There are only two rules for the group.

1. Shut the fuck up.
2. Sit down.

Breaking any of these rules will result in being kicked out of the group.
"Dude, you need to chill out. Maybe you should join SDASTFUFAM."
"After a few days of being in SDASTFUFAM, I have never felt so peaceful."
by AustinMTrixz11 May 23, 2013
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