Snail Hatching

Snail Hatching is when baby snail fetuses are hatched out of the guys asshole and optionally into their friend or partners mouth. First the guy tucks his penis and testes between his legs, making what looks somewhat similar to a large “snail” when viewed from behind. Then he pushes his snail head (penis head) up his asshole and then rubs it vigorously until he ejaculates into his anus. Then he pulls his snail head out pushes beads of cum thereby “hatching” baby snails out of his sphincter into his partners open mouth which they have positioned below during the whole process.

Hey Johnathan, said Ryan, wanna do some snail hatching? We’ll use my snail though.

by Shuksan Chan August 30, 2019

Snail Down!

1. The BEST show on television!

2. A skit on the Eric Andre show where Hannibal Buress dresses in a green bodysuit with a snail-shaped spiral attached to the back. This skit is similar to Bird Up!, except Snail Down! is much better.

Hannibal Buress: "Yo fuck Bird Up! it's time for Snail Down!"
*Bird Up! theme in reverse*

by owo what's this??? November 1, 2018

Slippery Snail

(n.) the female version of the tea bag that results in a trail of vaginal mucous reminiscent of a snail slime trail.

Scraddy can't tea bag because he has no balls. Instead his girl gave him a slippery snail.

by Chiapete August 27, 2007

snail trails

noun.the secretions of the vagina

After a night of heavy petting and intercourse,the sheets were painted with snail trails.

by lance January 19, 2005

gary the snail

Spongebob's pet snail, who might be smarter than Spongebob. 🐌

Is your favorite character on Spongebob Gary the Snail?

by Rikerlicious January 26, 2015

piggie snail

A person who is a a complete and total whore. Can also be used for a slut.

Dude! All you can ever think about is vaginas! You're a piggie snail!

by Fluffy Waa February 24, 2017

Gym Snail

The sweat mark left on gym equipment by your ass when you get up

Dude did you see the gym snail that guy left on the shoulder press machine?

I have to put a towel under my ass, because I am scared I am going to leave a "gym snail" on the equipment!

by weezee6467 January 18, 2011