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Banana Smoothie

Where man pushes a banana into a girls vagina as the she tihgtens to crush the banana. The man then has sex wiht the girl and blows. The girl then pous the nice smoothie into or onto the guys mouth.
I had the most refreshing banana smoothie yesterday.
by doho121 January 19, 2010
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marlboro smooth

New mentholated ciggarette from marlboro, released in a sleek blue and silver pack to compete with newports, and known for their andes-mint-like taste. Doing so well that 100's size are to be released.
"Hey Jimmy, lets run in da sto' and grab some Newports" "No way man, ima get me's some Marlboro Smooths, dey taste like andes mints!"
by Some Social Smoker August 20, 2007
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Fetus Smoothie

Smoothie that tastes like fetus. Often served on the rocks or with a Bacardi Twist. Sometimes mistaken as an Abortion Slushy.
Hey Ted......Wutcha' Drinkin'??
Oh nothing...JUST A FETUS SMOOTHIE!!!!!
by FETUShappyHOUR969 December 16, 2008
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Smooth Suit

One who wears a suit everywhere they go every single day and builds hovercrafts in their spare time. Smooth suits think they're hot shit, pretending they have lots of money, but they're really just lowerclass hopeless virgins that whack off to science books and live with their parents. Known to carry gold pens, have 70's hairstyles, and frequently talk in monotone. Smooth suits also have no sense of humor due to their constant struggle to give off the "im better than you" image.
Hillary: "Man, his ass is so tight, you could put coal in it and pull out a diamond the next day!"

Bill: "Yeah, what a smooth suit...."
by Johnathan Milavac February 24, 2007
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Pineapple Smoothie

The act of a dude blowing his load and immediately transitioning that final weak burst (that usually just dribbles out) into a continous stream of urination that you can't really control.
"Man it was so hot out that day, that bitch was just asking to get cooled off with a Pineapple Smoothie....boy did I give it to her!"
by Team Little Jerry Seinfeld September 1, 2009
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Bandera Smoothie

Did you know how to make a Molotov cocktail a week ago?”
“No, but here in Ukraine we now call them Bandera Smoothies
by Explosives_Connoisseur March 21, 2022
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Cha Cha real smooth

Expression used for remarking the success of a risky and improper move.
When the bottle of motor oil says that it lasts a year but you drink it in 10 minutes: cha cha real smooth
by CHupiko September 16, 2020
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