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smonked

to get your ass kicked by a monk.
Wow, that crazy dude in the brown robe just SMONKED your stupid ass!
by Germ the Germy Germinator November 6, 2003
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Spooked

1. A new racial slur that is highly offensive and should never be used.
2.Scaring people via freaky coincidences, being a goob, and teen-like pranks.
3.Getting fucked by a white person.
4. One of the three ethnic groups of Europe.
5. The imperfect preterite tense of the verb to spook, spook being an action done by a Spooker. The Spooker class is a special group of people, animals, and inanimate objects who have sworn allegiance to ban any Tricksters, their rivals of the class Tricker, from entering Spooker territory.
1. We can't even provide an example here. This word in this context is too serious and offensive to even say hypothetically. Think before you say the S-word next time.

2. "Catherine spooked Jordan when she accidentally told him she was pregnant. He got so spooked when he received the text, he almost crashed his car."

3. Curt: "Hey, Katie. What did you do on indigenous people's day weekend?"

Katie: "Not much. My boyfriend spooked me lotsos though"

Curt: "I've never been spooked before"

4. Social Studies Teacher: "Can someone name the three ethnic groups in Europe?"

Student: "Spookerpeans, the Gypsies, and the French"

Social Studies Teacher: "Excellent"

5. The two spookers and their spooker doggo defeated the evil trickster, as she was no longer able to claim any dependents and therefore had to pay a fuckton of taxes.
by carmenwilson October 15, 2016
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Smoked

To be in a state of confusion, inebriation, over-joy, exhaustion, misfortune, unattractive physical quality, or dysfunction.
Dude, I can't figure out what to do, I'm smoked.

Man, you smoked all that Kush and now you're smoked.

The girl's got a fine ass, but she's ugly; she's smoked.

My car's transmission died, it's smoked

"OMG! I FOUND MY LUCKY CHARM!
"You're smoked."
by EvilGoslingTwin January 1, 2012
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smoked salmon

The act of taking a lit cigar/blunt, sticking it a girls pussy, and taking a puff on it.
"Hey man you know that Sara girl?"
"Yeah"
"She let me give her smoked salmon last night with a fatty blunt"
by JustineBakker July 7, 2008
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getting my boots smoked

Just got done getting my boots smoked.
by army brat January 3, 2014
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smokedopebangwhores

1.a social scenario of choice for norcal methsex freaks.

2. the perfect week end. or words to live by
"what do you wanna do? "
"smokedopebangwhores!!!!! foo!!"
by not yours 2 July 13, 2009
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Smooted

To leave town without saying goodbye to anybody, to slide out without a phone call, text, even a facebook message...
"She smooted her ass out of town"
"She smooted away, without saying a word!"
by zimzimmerrr August 25, 2011
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