by Antony November 28, 2005
Get the You Starting mug.A level of smartness that is unreachable. What the 'smartical' doesn't realize, is that it is a level that is extremely LOW! Shh!
by sexcgtmami2 January 11, 2009
Get the Smartical mug.A highly contagious disease that smart people catch from watching to much educational television, and reading too many dictionaries.
Example 1:
Billy:"Did you that that the earth is traveling around the sun at 107,300 km/h and-"
Everyone else: Oh my God! He has a case of the smarticles!.. RUNNNN!!!
Example 2:
Watching Jersey Shore, or listening to Justin beiber is a surefire way to cure someone of the Smarticles.
Example 3:
Susan: Watcha doin'?
James:Watching this new documentary about grass growing. It's really facinating. Did you know that grass grows a whole thousandth of an inch every 15-20 minutes?
Susan:...
James:...
Susan: *pokes forehead*
Susan: Looks like somebody's got a bad case of The Smarticless... O_o
Susan: *Takes remote away and changes it to Jersey Shore*
Billy:"Did you that that the earth is traveling around the sun at 107,300 km/h and-"
Everyone else: Oh my God! He has a case of the smarticles!.. RUNNNN!!!
Example 2:
Watching Jersey Shore, or listening to Justin beiber is a surefire way to cure someone of the Smarticles.
Example 3:
Susan: Watcha doin'?
James:Watching this new documentary about grass growing. It's really facinating. Did you know that grass grows a whole thousandth of an inch every 15-20 minutes?
Susan:...
James:...
Susan: *pokes forehead*
Susan: Looks like somebody's got a bad case of The Smarticless... O_o
Susan: *Takes remote away and changes it to Jersey Shore*
by ~~Hoopla!~~ March 23, 2011
Get the smarticles mug.by Dorkis D. January 5, 2007
Get the smartical mug.Someone who is very intelligent or smart. A noun for someone who has a lot of knowledge or has exhibited quite intelligent traits.
Drea: "I DISCOVERED THE CURE FOR CANCER!"
Lele: " you are such a smarticle!!"
Lucy: "Ugh there are so many smarticles in my chem class.. i just can't handle it"
Drea: "haha i don't have to take P.E., you lucer!"
Lele: " you are such a smarticle!!"
Lucy: "Ugh there are so many smarticles in my chem class.. i just can't handle it"
Drea: "haha i don't have to take P.E., you lucer!"
by Harriet.Potter August 18, 2009
Get the Smarticle mug.In the bestiary of subatomic particles, none is faster than the smartickle. This weightless, inertialess positively charged unit of energy is so fast, it only exists in the future. It is always leaving us behind.
They can be found in large quantities near preschools, but the number of smartickles steadily decreases at schools until graduation from college, when the level reaches zero.
They can be found in large quantities near preschools, but the number of smartickles steadily decreases at schools until graduation from college, when the level reaches zero.
by Maxhole June 23, 2009
Get the smartickle mug.A term for those engaging in smoking and flirting at the same time. Particularly used in countries where a smoking ban in public places has been enforced.
Two people in a bar,
Person 1: I'm just going outside.
Person 2: OK, no problem.
Person 1: I might be a while, I'm going for some smirting, there are some fitties here tonight. Get the drinks in!
Person 2: Cheeky bugger!
Person 1: I'm just going outside.
Person 2: OK, no problem.
Person 1: I might be a while, I'm going for some smirting, there are some fitties here tonight. Get the drinks in!
Person 2: Cheeky bugger!
by Peggyinnit February 6, 2010
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