smarterchild

A stupid bot that took about 10000000000000000 people to make that is ridden with adverys, and just copys all you say.

me:
how do you know my name

- SmarterChild - says:
You're Sarah.

me:
how do you knoww that

- SmarterChild - says:
That?

me:
my name.

- SmarterChild - says:
Sarah.

me:
how do you know what my name is

- SmarterChild - says:
You're Sarah.

me says:
How do you know ! !

- SmarterChild - says:
Why I know is a much better question.

by Sarah Neave June 11, 2006

I've met smarter sandwiches

To someone about somebody stupid, brainless

Did you talk to the Sheriff ?
No the Sheriff is an idiot, i mean, i've met smarter sandwiches !

by alan.s January 4, 2008

Sharteeze

When one sneezes and sharts at the same time.

Proper Noun:
Explosive diarrhea expelled through the anus during a sneeze.
Sharteezed (pst)

Verb Phrase:
Beotch, I'll sharteeze in yo face.

Becky sharteeze was epic in deed. That shiznit went all over the bathroom wall. Damn girl. I would hate to clean that up. Explosive shart.

A classic sharteeze happened in the movie Hall Pass.

by Bontheball.com February 19, 2012

Smarterass

an individual who cleverly uses sarcasm with his superior intellect as a means of answering your stupid question

Johnathan is such a smartass, he has taken it to a new level, he is a smarterass.

by John the Smarterass April 11, 2012

smartiesbox fishing

Fishing for brook trout and targeting those fish for pictures that have especially vibrant colouration

Taylor said he was going up to the cottage so that he could fill up his instagram with proof of his smartiesbox fishing exploits.

by tehsnakecharmer July 10, 2017

smartest guy on the football team

Kind of like being the tallest dwarf

Ram Sweeney is the smartest guy on the football team

by pseudonymyoullseewhaticando May 22, 2019

smarterester

tha bigest of brainn an gud spelin an grammer

i so smarterester, i bigest of brainn!

by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 15, 2020