Smartassaphobia

Fear of some douche bag correcting your grammar via text.

"Did you hear that Morgan got stabbed by Johnny for correcting his grammar in a group text?"

"Yeah but that skank had it coming, everyone knows that Johnny suffers from Smartassaphobia"

by Enrique Shockwave July 10, 2017

smartasshobo

An online nickname that is so foul it can only be used by gay pedophiles

"Did you see that guy? What a weirdo"
"Yeah I bet his online name is smartasshobo"

by SomeUnknownIndividual April 23, 2018

Smartasseries

Comments or remarks that are of sarcastic nature.
Smartass comments.

I'm getting tired of your smartasseries.

by VvDvla December 14, 2008

Smartasstic

Someone who is simultaneously sarcastic and a smart ass.

You were so smartasstic when you did air quotes while saying I "hate" air quotes.

by Chunky Lover 12.16.83 January 23, 2010

Smartassery

Defines the fine art in being a smartass.

When people say or do something stupid I am always on my toes with something full of snarky smartassery.

by SexyMisfit May 25, 2011

smart ass mother fucker

Someone who is acting like a gay smartass.

Joe: It looks like he is saying kiss me kiss me.

Chris: Smart Ass mother fucker.

by the cool Ratman April 10, 2007

smartassy

the quality of being a smartass

he's so smartassy, that tommy right there.

by basienka April 24, 2010