jerk and slurp

Getting Beef Jerky and a Slurpee

Man, let's go for a jerk and slurp.

by Laurenzzo March 28, 2008

Beer Slurp

the act of drinking spilled beer off of a bar or table

Jason- Yo, I hear Kyle spilled his beer! PARTY FOUL!
Jimbo- No worries, he can just pull a beer slurp..
Jason- BEER SLURPIN TIME!!

by PARTYSAVER November 20, 2009

slurp#2143

one of the best people on quackgenics server ngl

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- bloser_

by bloser_ July 10, 2021

Arse slurp

When you take a massive shit and it hits the water like a rock and the water splashes up

Holy shit! Just took a massive dump! Major arse slurp mate😷💦

by QueenSs May 1, 2016

herpy slurp

Wait until you're significant other has a herpy breakout on there crotch and suck the juice out of their blisters.

Last night I gave a hooker a herpy slurp.

by cumballs69 January 18, 2017

Tittie Slurp

When a grown man breastfeeds off of spoiled milk titties during intercourse.

I tittie slurped my grandma so much last night that she went to the hospital after she had a tingle attack

by Quintin De Ugly January 19, 2020

Slurp Breathing

When you cum in a girl's mouth and she has trouble breathing, so it makes a rather gnarly slurping sound.

Friend 1: "Dude, last night I came so hard in this one girl's mouth that she started slurp breathing!"
Friend 2: "Holy shit dude, brutal."

by ud4652219 March 20, 2017