Slobbering Slap

A slap that is given to you by your 2 best friends in private at the same time.

The people giving the slap, lick their hands and begin to slap their victim over and over.
by Eziooooooooo February 17, 2011
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Slobber bombed

While riding a motorcycle and following a car with a dog in it, the dog with head out the window slobbers into the wind which in turn hits the rider in the face.
I was following this car and this big ass Saint Bernard stuck his head out and slobber bombed the shit out of me.
by Ammotroop69 May 19, 2018
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Slobbering Ganch

A totally revolting person who talks rubbish and needs to be derided.
by funtime frankie June 22, 2011
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Slobber Knockered

A state of being extremely intoxicated to the point there is loss of motor function.
Sorry Jimmy I couldn’t answer your call last night I was really slobber knockered
by Slobbered and Knockered January 17, 2021
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SLOBBER HOG

A nasty disgusting pig of a person
Tell that slobber hog bitch to stay away from my man.
by ONE AR BADDNESS December 05, 2024
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Slobber job

When a blowjob is so voracious that the person administering the oral favor is salivating tremendously.
Heidi gave me the wettest slobber job on Tuesday night that I had to wash my shorts three times. So much saliva.
by mikethewizard August 06, 2018
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Slobber Muffin

A cupcake someone has licked all the frosting off, and then rejected. Then offers it to others under the guise of a muffin.
" Do you want this muffin?" "No I don't want your Slobber Muffin. I saw you lick all the frosting off that cupcake."
by Muffinslob January 27, 2024
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