Sloaner

The process of being abhorrent in all manners of life, often drinking like an alchaholic, shirking lifes responsibilities and over indulgence in food to the point of obesity. A sloaner is a man with no prospects in life, stooped in an alchaholic slump and unable to realise the folly of their position in lifr.

Did you see Daniel? He's a sloaner for sure.

by Lara667389 August 13, 2025

Sloaner

When you get heavily erect from watching golf

Yo I got the biggest Sloaner

by Skibidi rizzler ad September 30, 2025

Alex Sloane

Pain in the ass, weak human who doesnt stop speaking - uses a keep cup which is a sign of weakness

Looks at that guy with his keep cup, total Alex Sloane

by King Kerrod November 24, 2019

Luke Sloane

This man is a wild species of human. He spends his days outside the local primary school, awaiting his next prey. Him and his associate(who cannot be named) often do this as they find joy in it. The police are yet to catch them.

Luke Sloane will take your child

by Suzie Sloane May 11, 2021

butthole sloane

someone who manages to mishear everything said by you, and assumes you have just insulted them

"You seen that castle crashers game?"
"Did you just call me turd smasher???"
"No, who are you, butthole sloane?"

by wendex March 26, 2023