Splashback Enema

When a dense drop jets a puff of water upwards fast enough to enter the sphincter before it closes from the release.
This requires very specific conditions to occur, and consequently is a rare but possible event

Well boys, it finally happened. I just received a splashback enema. As if that wasn't bad enough I had toilet water overflow from the invasion site dripping down my cheeks.

by wynx October 29, 2020

Splashback Arrester

Layer of toilet paper placed on top of the bog water to stop a splash soaking the arse crack from a falling turd. Guaranteed to prevent a Splashback Enema. Phrase derived from a device used in gas pipes called a Flashback Arrester to stop explosions.

Hey Stu, thanks for telling me about the Splashback Arrester, I did a hefty shit and for once I didn't get a jet of cold pissy bog water shoot up my arsehole.
No problem dude, glad I could help!

by CountLippe February 12, 2021

portugese splashback

The act of attempting to insert your penis into a clenched asshole before ejaculation. The result of which ends in the ejaculate ricocheting onto your own face.

I was so backed up last night that I ended up giving my wife a portugese splashback.

by Johnny goodtimes February 2, 2017

Flashback-interruption (FBI)

When having a sudden flashback during a conversation which screws up the point or make the conversation off-topic etc.

-"Oh, so you're finally back on msn then?"
-"You mean facebook?"
-"Ehm.. Yeah, flashback-interruption (FBI)."

by Torikabuto January 15, 2012

Blashback

A blashback occurs when you suddenly remember something from a night of power drinking where you blacked out.

Person A - "Holy shit! You literally drug me through the parking lot last night."
Person B - "I thought you didn't remember anything from last night?"
Person A - "Blashback, Dude. Blashback."

by samsquamch2 October 20, 2012

Sloshbuckle

Adjusting one’s belt after a good bowl of ramen.

That tonkatsu broth was amazing. Imma sloshbuckle my way home.

by ChrisMacG September 26, 2019

Swashbuckler syndrome

The hopeless state of attraction a fellow globetrotter feels when she comes across a male who seems to enjoy travelling and adventures as much as she. This syndrome is made worse when he has travelled to places still on her neverending bucket list.

Josefine experienced a hard case of swashbuckler syndrome when she viewed Joe’s profile.

by Globetrotter 101 February 22, 2022