slippery gertrude

It is the ultimate sexual act where a man ejaculates onto a drum stick and then shoves it up his wife's pussy. The wife then menstruates into a box of stove to stuffing and they stuff that inside a whole duck. They bake it then proceed to eat the meal. They eat nothing else until the meal is excreted. They use the oil from the excrement to make a lubricant. AKA the slippery gertrude

For thanksgiving this year, me and my wife doing the slippery gertrude.

by Ashiok January 17, 2021

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person 1 GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon!
person 2 GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon!

by GIYOEFVDFSGHDFSGHDF NDFSGHKFDS December 28, 2021

Slippery Doorknob

Where a man or women puts a mass amount of lube on their fist and the other man or women then proceeds to sit on that fist while it glides gently up their booty.

Curt: My buttholes feeling a little tight right now.

Austin: Well I can fix that right up with a slippery doorknob!

by pattyrick2313 March 17, 2010

Kappa Slapper

A female of the Chav species. The comman Kappa slapper is usually wearing Kappa labeled sports attire, hair is usually bleached blonde, donning roots and scraped back into a high side ponytail in order to look semi Ghetto. Usually hangs around bus stops and the local hangouts to look Street, Dope and Down. Usually asks passers buy for money, cigarettes, and to borrow your Mobile phone (cell phone) only to later steal it to sell off in order to buy crack.

Location: Town Centre.

Kappa Slapper 1: S'cuse me mate, you got time on ya?

Passer-by: Yes its two o'clock

Kapper Slapper 1: Thanks mate, you got any ciggys on ya?

Passer-by: No, sorry

Kapper Slapper 2: Your well gay

Kapper Slapper 1: 'Ere mate lend us your phone i need to call me mam

Passer-by: Er, ok, here... (gives phone)

Kapper Slapper 1: TAXED!

(Runs away with phone)

Kapper Slapper 2 (Calls out): See ya later - Minge

by la_dolce-vita December 28, 2005

slippery simone

A person who is a schemer and scammer.

Joe pulled a slippery simone and stole my cigarettes

by MoneyMan2009 March 9, 2009

slippery otter pocket

wet vagina

let me in your slippery otter pocket

by terryhilucx February 24, 2010

Slippery Dottie

When you get in the shower to wash yourself and you have to take a shit and when you go to sit on the seat your cheeks start sliding.

Man i hate getting a slippery dottie now i will have mud butt.`

by yankking November 21, 2009