Santaism

Spending your Christmas day worshiping Santa Claus and the tall tales of Christmas. Not to be confused with satanism.

"Only 364 More days until the next Christmas; boy I can't wait for it."
"Wow, you must be deep into santaism..."

by null793 September 25, 2015

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Santa Steamer

Someone sitting on your lap while you evacuate your bowels.

Variations include Santa Steamer with a Present which is having sex with someone in your lap while you take a shit.

Last night after a huge Mexican dinner my wife gave me a Santa Steamer.

by core memory dump September 14, 2016

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Gus Van Sant

Film director from Portland Oregon who makes cool movies about street kids and gay prostitutes and skateboarders. Usually there's an Elliott Smith song in the sound track.

Those dudes are weirder than a Gus Van Sant movie.

by boyfriend2.0 April 27, 2010

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Slanty eyes or epicanthic fold or epicanthal fold or epicanthus is a skin fold of the upper eyelid, covering the inner corner of the eye.

European ethnic groups that tend to have epicanthus relatively frequently are Scandinavians, Poles, Germans, the Irish and British.

Note: funny in its irony that whiteys make slanty eyes an Asian trait when Europeans have it too.

Student: "Why do they call slanty eyes an Asian eyes trait when white people have it too like Scandinavians, Germans, British, Irish?"

Master: "Because they are stupid and ignorant, literally. They don't know when they're insulting themselves. An educated person would know Europeans have slanty eyes too."

by Pink People October 4, 2012

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