saddlesore

1. A minor sore achieved after riding a horse for a long period of time.

2. A person who pretends to not be the person you're calling on the telephone, when it is in fact the person you were trying to call. (Does not apply to people who attempt dodging telemarketers/bill collectors.)

Jim Bob: Is this Scooter's roofin'? You were supposed to fix my roof ya...ya s-shitheads!
???: Who do you think you're talking to, fuckface? This is ***City breaks!
Jim Bob: S-s-saddle...sore.

by Kiko April 25, 2004

saddlehand

when a boyfriend cups his hand under a girlfriend' genitalia as he gropes her in public, resembling a saddle.

The lady said," Excuse me, its okay to smack my butt, but don't do the saddlehand."

by jnizzle1 February 9, 2009

saddleface

A man who lies underneath a kneeling woman to perform cunnilingus

Old saddleface kept me in bed all morning.

by MFLB November 10, 2010

Saddle Crotch

Another name for women with a thigh gap in which the gap is so wide she looks like a cowboy who just got off of a horse.

Ewwh! That women has major saddle crotch!

by Alambdadelta March 18, 2017

sladeleine

sladeleine is what u would call a couple of the most iconic people EVERRRR !!!! they r the hottest most sexiest people alive and have really wild seggs at least 7 times a day lol

omg sladeleine is so fricking iconic i cant even

by mads the master of swag February 17, 2021

sliddle

A side/middle part in hair

I WANT A MOTHERFUCKING SLIDDLE

by natzijew45 June 23, 2021

Saddle Brook

Shithole town in New jersey consisting of idiot drivers who don't respect people, nice people who don't pay attention to anyone, and at night it becomes a raceway.

It has very strange and strict laws such as, you aren't allowed to have concrete in your yard and trees are allowed unless it offends a karen or something

Saddle brook is lame

by FlabbyPancakeSause October 14, 2022