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Birmingham Saddleshank 

The endeavour to lean out of one’s car window whilst driving on a road with at least two lanes and with willy unsheathed to insert said willy into the open window of other cars travelling in the same direction (this latter part is important lest one expects to receive a brutal dicklashing).
‘Deftly, Turpin lowered himself to Black Bess’s side, her muscles writhing powerfully under his soles as she galloped as a shadow in the fog, drawing ever closer to the magistrate’s coach. With one hand still clinging to his steed, he lowered his britches in preparation for the impending Birmingham Saddleshank.
The magistrate could hear the crescendo of galloping behind him rising with his nervous heartbeat, until thrust through his window was the most foul of phalluses accompanied by the scream of his coachman and the growl of Hell’s own brimstone: “Magistrate, your money or your wig all pissed on.”’ – Black Bess; or, The Knight of the Road by William Harrison Ainsworth
Birmingham Saddleshank by 535 October 9, 2012

Paddlehands 

Paddlehands is an urban legend. He once was a man. But, something snapped in him. Changed him. Warped his hands and his mind. Gave him a hankering for catspankings. Tranny chasing. Tomfoolery of all nefarious sorts.
Ed had the urge to spank his cat, from this day forth he shal be known across the land as PADDLEHANDS
Paddlehands by Turdburglar April 18, 2012

Saddlepants

a freakazoid psycho who has 2 forms. One is a psychotic killer while the other is a gentle, peace loving tree hugger. Both confuse me but are fooni to laugh at. (dont h8... yo)!

She is also lovlovlov'd by every guy ever and like at least half the girls she meets. High demand much? I think so.
Oh look, there goes Saddlepants.
Is she killing someone?
Hell yeah, but she looks koot doin it! :)
Saddlepants by Jaddlefxce October 23, 2008

saddlebang 

The act of "riding" a chick.
"Saddlebanging" can also refer to what happens when an extra-well-endowed chick is "doing it" doggy-style, and so her humongous dangling fun-bubbles are swinging wildly around and slapping against her torso --- and each other --- as the guy is rhythmically thrusting into her from behind.
saddlebang by QuacksO May 28, 2019
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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