saddlehand 

when a boyfriend cups his hand under a girlfriend' genitalia as he gropes her in public, resembling a saddle.

The lady said," Excuse me, its okay to smack my butt, but don't do the saddlehand."

saddlehand by jnizzle1 February 9, 2009

Birmingham Saddleshank 

The endeavour to lean out of one’s car window whilst driving on a road with at least two lanes and with willy unsheathed to insert said willy into the open window of other cars travelling in the same direction (this latter part is important lest one expects to receive a brutal dicklashing).

‘Deftly, Turpin lowered himself to Black Bess’s side, her muscles writhing powerfully under his soles as she galloped as a shadow in the fog, drawing ever closer to the magistrate’s coach. With one hand still clinging to his steed, he lowered his britches in preparation for the impending Birmingham Saddleshank.
The magistrate could hear the crescendo of galloping behind him rising with his nervous heartbeat, until thrust through his window was the most foul of phalluses accompanied by the scream of his coachman and the growl of Hell’s own brimstone: “Magistrate, your money or your wig all pissed on.”’ – Black Bess; or, The Knight of the Road by William Harrison Ainsworth

Birmingham Saddleshank by 535 October 9, 2012

Paddlehands 

Paddlehands is an urban legend. He once was a man. But, something snapped in him. Changed him. Warped his hands and his mind. Gave him a hankering for catspankings. Tranny chasing. Tomfoolery of all nefarious sorts.

Ed had the urge to spank his cat, from this day forth he shal be known across the land as PADDLEHANDS

Paddlehands by Turdburglar April 18, 2012

Saddlepants

a freakazoid psycho who has 2 forms. One is a psychotic killer while the other is a gentle, peace loving tree hugger. Both confuse me but are fooni to laugh at. (dont h8... yo)!

She is also lovlovlov'd by every guy ever and like at least half the girls she meets. High demand much? I think so.

Oh look, there goes Saddlepants.
Is she killing someone?
Hell yeah, but she looks koot doin it! :)

Saddlepants by Jaddlefxce October 23, 2008

saddlebang 

The act of "riding" a chick.

"Saddlebanging" can also refer to what happens when an extra-well-endowed chick is "doing it" doggy-style, and so her humongous dangling fun-bubbles are swinging wildly around and slapping against her torso --- and each other --- as the guy is rhythmically thrusting into her from behind.

saddlebang by QuacksO May 28, 2019