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albedo situation 

When you're sexually attracted to one very specific body part, to such an extent that that's the only thing you're looking for.
"I don't have a type"
*Looks in your porn folder*
"only thighs. such an albedo situation"

wein-wein situation 

A situation with two positive results; an expected pleasant surprise along with a secondary yet equally pleasant outcome.
So you wanna go to the barbeque?

Will they have hot dogs?

Yeah! And they'll have a whole bunch of white dudes.

Wow! Talk about a Wein-Wein Situation.
wein-wein situation by autobrick December 25, 2009

Gran Canaria situation

A Gran Canaria situation occurs when a story is told about an event that happened between two people but nobody else really knows what really happened or the full story besides the two people involved.
"Did you hear what happened between Joe and Candy? Nope, no one will ever know, its a Gran Canaria situation.."

accidental spooning situation (A.S.S.) 

What happens in the depth of the night when you accidentally find yourself curled around someone.
My buddy crawled into bed with me and I woke up in an accidental spooning situation (A.S.S.).

Assess the situation 

To take care of business, to do what you gotta do. -Noah Rouse
That guy is talking to bae! Aight bruh, I'm bouta assess the situation.
Assess the situation by Noah Rouse January 27, 2016

The parking situation

Referring to the pursuit of finding attractive women or woman in your general location

Or
To point out an attractive woman in proximity. As used in the art of rubber necking
I'll be right back, I have to check out the parking situation.

Passenger} Hey man, swing around and checkout the parking situation.
The parking situation by K-nudt September 1, 2016