Simperton

The state of being a simpleton and simp

stop being a simperton

by MICK-DOG May 31, 2021

Stimpleton Express

When a man slices off his own phallus, affixes two Popsicle sticks to it, one on either side, and inserts it into his own rectum. After the initial use, although generally not recommended, the dismembered member may be used by other partners for their own sexual pleasure.

"Yo man, did you hear what happened to Johnny?''

"No, what?"

"That skanky hooker from down the block got him to give himself a one-way ticket on the Stimpleton Express."

"Aw, what a scum, I'm gonna murder that bitch and then you and me are gonna go Mung Diving, ya heard?"

by Rusty "BongPolish" Shackleford May 3, 2010

Singleton

Noun- A person who has an unwarranted interest in the affairs of his friends. See also Nosey Parker

'Oh Luke, you are Such a Singleton"

by BaRJ June 7, 2009

Stapleton

A particularly small chode

Eoghan: Well, how's it goin?

Tom: Get away from me with that Stapleton chode!

by PeetrMurfee May 6, 2014

Simplesness

A state of mind in which everything becomes easy to deal with

As Simplesness came over her, she let out a sigh of relief.

by Suricata Suricatta September 23, 2018

Singleton

Someone that only and has the singles from an album on their ipod/mp3 player and does not take the time to listen to or appreciate the other songs. also only listens to the radio for new music (by choice).

dude 1: (scrolling through dude 2's ipod) where's the rest of my ghetto report card?!? you only have tell me when to go and u & dat!

dude 2: man, those are the only good songs...

dude 1: are you serious?!? you stupid singleton

by AZNstunna March 31, 2007

simplet

not a word. it's supposed to say simpleton, but this mistake is commonly made by people trying to type quickly.

Person: What do you think I am? A simplet?

by Senor Nacho Deduche March 18, 2010