friends seminary

I though it was a semitary but when I went to dig up bodies I found out it was not

I went to friends seminary to dig up bodies. There were no bodies there.

by catnoirfanclub March 3, 2021

shmingle

The act of combining shmoozing and mingling at the same time.

Joe was such a social butterfly that he would attend any party or meeting he was invited to so as not to pass up on any opportunity to shmingle.

by sailingfool September 9, 2009

shmint

fresh, positive, outlook on a situation or object

i had shmint night

that band was realy shmint

im feeling really shmint about this

you are so shmint

by ramdomwordmaker May 7, 2010

man siding

When a man takes the side of a man.

Jenny was telling Jonny how Mikey was blaming her for not taking the credit card away when she went home and he used it and maxed it out. Jonny said "Well, yeh, it is your fault". Jenny said

" Why you always man siding with him?"

by WMC2017 February 11, 2017

Samin

A male: God of sex. Once you go to bed with this guy, you will be hooked on to him like a drug. He hyper, wild and fun like a beast in a cage.

All the girls say, "We have to taimed that beast Samin."

by bigsexy984 October 27, 2011

seminary

a class that mormon teenagers are obligated to take all four years of high school. Having fun is a rare occassion since the class takes place before school even starts. Sometimes you'll get lucky & get a cool teacher. Other years, you'll be border-line suicidal due to that teacher's pyschotic behavior.

Zack: "I hate seminary unless the teacher brought donuts."
Ciara: "Word."

by xavierisnotmyname August 24, 2010

Seminarcolepsy

The disorder where you fall asleep within 30 minutes of a seminar, training session, presentation or conference. It is brought about by the inane user friendly rambling that presenters use to drag our what should be an informative yet short production into a day long affair of crappy powerpoint, moronic group activities and useless handout.

Sorry, could you send me the paper copy of the presentation. I cannot attend as I have Seminarcolepsy.

by sean liddle May 22, 2006