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His uniform of choice are his throw-back, green&yellow track pants and a t-shirt depicting the Joker. (black puffy vest is optional)
When Captain Samaritan isn't out making the world a better place, he can be found in the gym rockin' and shockin' it, on his sofa watching hockey/home reno shows with a libation, OR cramming his face with all you can eat fishy! one day the world will erect a statue of this superb specimen of a man... in the meantime, he will continue to do good deeds and take it one day at a time!
His uniform of choice are his throw-back, green&yellow track pants and a t-shirt depicting the Joker. (black puffy vest is optional)
When Captain Samaritan isn't out making the world a better place, he can be found in the gym rockin' and shockin' it, on his sofa watching hockey/home reno shows with a libation, OR cramming his face with all you can eat fishy! one day the world will erect a statue of this superb specimen of a man... in the meantime, he will continue to do good deeds and take it one day at a time!
Elderly woman- "help anyone!! that young hoodlum has stolen my purse!"
Capt. Samaritan- "I will help you little old lady!"
Young Student- "Geez, I wish Captain Samaritan was here to help me with my homework"
"Don't worry Billy, Captain Samaritan will conjugate those verbs for you!"
Capt. Samaritan- "I will help you little old lady!"
Young Student- "Geez, I wish Captain Samaritan was here to help me with my homework"
"Don't worry Billy, Captain Samaritan will conjugate those verbs for you!"
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