Shoportunity

An advantageous shopping opportunity either unexpected or foreseen in which passing up would cause significant discomfort or regret.

I found these Michael Kors shoes on sale today and it was a shoportunity I just couldn't pass up.

by MontanaC March 4, 2009

Shoportunist

Someone who goes looking for sales bargains

"She queued for 5 hours waiting for the store to open and the sales to start. Now that's a serious shoportunist!"

by DracsGirl April 10, 2009

shoarb

An acronym that stands for: Sketchy Homphobic Over-Achieving Racist Bastard. Generally used to describe a person to whom all of the above qualities apply.

- God, that kid is such a racist and homophobic bastard.

- Yeah, and he's a real smug over-achiever.

- Sounds like a shoarb to me.

by yabraham June 9, 2011

Shopprost

The shop prostitute. A person who gets a job at a large employer specifically to expand their clientele.

Here at xyz corp we have competitve bennifits including an onsite shopprost.

by Tp@in August 31, 2017

shopression

feeling the need to shop or feeling depressed due to the fact that one has not shopped in a long time

Person 1: I feel so sad.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I think I have shopression

by not.ava September 23, 2017

shonara

Shonara, she is the best girl you will ever meet in your life, she will never dissappoint you, she will stick with you through anything no matter what happens she’ll always be by your side, she is awkward at times but she is an amazing person with an amazing personality that will melt you heart. She will steal your man, she often would hang around you and never leave your side, she is the one and only person you’ll ever need in your life, she’ll make you happy when your at your lowest and she make you comfortable. She has stunning eyes that will make you blush everytime you see them. She has a perfect body with no imperfections and will always be down to ride. She will be your ride or die for the rest of your life.

Did you see that girl this morning?

Yea that’s shonara

Damn she is fine, and a definite 1000000/10

by ShonaraLover69 November 4, 2020

shotarosgirl

Shotarosgirl is the best TikTok acc they were wooyoungshawty

I love shotarosgirl

by FEILXFEETFUNGUS September 13, 2021