shoefart

Describes the unusual noise made by new shoes when walking.

Mike: What is that noise? Did you fart?
Sophia: No, that wasn't me, that was a shoefart.

by OrangeDiva October 6, 2008

Shelf Rack

n. What happens when large, real titties are forced upwards by excessive amounts of structural support to produce a shelf-like cleavage useful for storing cellphones and dollar bills, and for holding food.

If I had shelf rack right now, I could totally keep a tv dinner there.

by Sterlinghetti May 31, 2011

Shilfie

A selfie whilst shitting.

"Jonny needs to stop taking shilfies because it's gross"

by D-D-David B-B-Bowie May 30, 2014

Sholly

(Show- ly)

Sholly basically means surely

Victor: so is we gonna link or what
Annie: sholly!
Victor: big bet

by Asjelu September 14, 2019

sholah

One of the best, most pretty people ever. So loving and kind. Never lets you down and is always there for you. She will always be the most fabulous and gorgeous of the group

There’s sholah looking so good

by Camp Jackets October 18, 2019

Shelf Gay

A gay guy who looks similar/ has a similar height/ build/ personality/ category to another gay guy.

If these two gays were food products in a supermarket, they would be found in the same aisle and, depending on how similar they are, the same shelf, due to being virtually the same product.

These gay people will typically have the same guys go for each them, and will often compete for the same guys in return, which typically creates an unspoken rivalry between the two of them.

ANOTHER one of my exes has been going out with that James guy again. That James is SUCH a shelf gay omgggg sksksksks

by MsnFrancis October 25, 2019

shelfdom

Where a woman or man are when they haven’t been married or had kids by age 30-40

Stephanie now lives in Shelfdom she’s thirty five and single. Ryan still lives with his parents and plays video games he’s definitely in shelfdom

by Pitman Poet November 11, 2020