shovel worthy

Doing real work that is a difference maker for customers
Having or showing the qualities or abilities that merit recognition in a specific way

Do something shovel worthy tomorrow!

by 196888889 February 26, 2019

Pork Shovel

Similar to meat hammer with more of a shoveling motion.

I got caught Pork Shoveling your mom's trench last night!

by Awesom-O078485 April 24, 2009

coconut shovel

When you ejaculate on a girls breasts and she knocks you out with them right after

I brought Susie home and she hit me with a coconut shovel and haven't heard from her since.

by CumChubbs May 14, 2015

OBJECTS IVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

my hornyness levels are over nine thousand

OBJECTS IVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE, pens, pencils, pennies, broom stick handles, hockey stick handles, dildos

by HOW TO SEX HELP AHHHHHHHHHHHH December 26, 2020

Shovely

To physically appear as if one has been hit in the face with a shovel

Q:what do you think of that girl?
A:oh, she looks shovely

by Battlephone October 2, 2009

shove yourself up your ass

When a person is speaking bull shit and you cant find a better response to tell their ass off with.

You can go shove yourself up your ass.

by Random person behind a LCD October 21, 2020

Shovel Face

A person who has grostesque facial attributes, resembling that of what a shovel would have. Someone who posseses a face that appears to have been struck repeatedly with a shovel.

Tori Spelling and Rachel Ray have Shovel Faces.

by TannROK April 10, 2009