shmeash

created by some very ingenious sixth graders.
can be used when in distress or when speechless

I um..uhh..uuhhh...SHMEASH!

by Peh November 10, 2006

Shameful

An action that is worthy of shame and disapprobation.
An action not done by decent people.

It is shameful for a man to drive a car with an automatic transmission. That's just plain effeminate!
It is shameful for a man to babble on the cell phone while he drives. That's even more effeminate!
It is shameful for a man to be a liberal. A real man takes care of himself and doesn't walk around with his hand out begging for a government handout!
It is shameful for a poofter to wear a sequined jock strap and pretty angel wings and prance in a parade. That's acting like a pansy!
It is shameful for a man to worry and fret about honest people owning guns. That's acting like a wuss!
It is shameful for a woman to go out with a guy who treats her like dirt. That's acting like a slave!
It is shameful for a woman not to take care of her own children. Even a horse or a monkey takes care of her own children!
It is shameful to worry and blather about your fears. We're all in the same boat, people. Suck it up, shut your mouth, and deal with it.

by Belinda the Goat July 1, 2008

sheffield wednesday band

A group of post adolescent toss pots who think they have the right to spoil everyone's saturday.

See "england band"

by keefdave June 14, 2003

shmeat

Amalgamation of "shit" and "meat", animal tissue engineered in a petri dish, sponsored by PETA, supposedly with the aim of replacing meat for consumption.

"Shmeat is such a horrible name, it sounds like what you get when you cross shit and meat." -- cdog, offalgood.com article comment


"If it looks like an egg yolk made of blood, it's shmeat"

by Andariel Halo March 17, 2009

shmaffer

One who smells the stench of ass but throughly enjoys it, thus giving him an erection and causes him to stick his stiffy in a bowl of scolding hot velveeta cheese reducing the raging boner back to its natural flimsy state.

o man im really in the mood for another schmaffer.

by cahizzle September 15, 2004

Sheft

to be stabbed used with words such as: splashed wetted chinged ching

boy1 : you know eman got sheft last week
boy2 : oh shit dats peak

by Bjekdjnflsfjsl June 3, 2018

shefag

Female homosexual. A female who enjoys getting it on with the meat curtains and jubblies.

"There's a shefag in your closet."

by Surjj. September 29, 2009