shlore

Noun. A wannabe slut whom everyone thinks is repulsive and no man will touch unless he is intoxicated.

That girl that MJ had sex with on the Real World Philadelphia was such a shlore!

by Savannah Phillips June 21, 2005

Shlong

Slang Term 4 Large Penis

Johnny Slapped Me In The face With His Humungous Shlong!

by Jay-Fro June 26, 2006

shlongitude

Paired with shlatitude, makes up the series of vertical and horizontal lines used to map the surface of my enormous penis.

See shlong, shlength

"The vast enormity of my penis is most noticable at shlongitude 27 81 N, shlatitude 11 53 W."

by Zenzirouj February 24, 2004

Shlonglor

James G Fraizer the 17th.
Pioneer in the gaming web site community. Spawned the "Nothing" page craze. Previously there were personal sites, and there were news sites but there weren't really sites that were about NOTHING that could be about anything + had cool links around the web.

I got smurfed by Shlonglor.

by GringSuperStar June 2, 2003

shlongsicle

cock ice cream or lollie pop

you always suck shlongsicle

by Desron September 18, 2006

Shlonginator

In reference to Terminator's Shlong.

LOOK AT THAT SHLONGINATOR!

by Toasty Fukin Loafer! BITCH..:) May 18, 2011

Shlong

A penis, Specifically a large one, with hair and balls, women like em, mostly in there, mouth or pussy

my shlong is hurt

by MuWhangHirts May 6, 2015