shemoz

Short for "she-Mozart", a shemoz is a woman whose moans during sexual activity sound so composed, experienced and sonorous. It is sometimes used as an insult; referring to individuals who are dishonest or hypocritical; fakers or in describing promiscuous individuals of great taste.

Michael: (cries) "Leah will never love me."
Gerald: "Have you asked?"
Michael: "No..."
Gerald: "That girl's a shemoz, my man. She'll love anyone. Well, anyone clean, handsome, reasonably funny..."

by foolkid May 3, 2020

Shlempo

A limp ween

I went to Brads house last night and he kept slappin me in the face with his dirty ol shlempo

by shlemp slinger June 30, 2020

shemoglobin

1) menstrual blood, such that by adding the letter "s" as a prefix to the word "hemoglobin" to thereby femininize it. It is not meant in any way to be a mockery of the cycle that the women we love must endure.

I don't have enough tampons, pads, or patience for my shemoglobin..period (punctuation intended)

by Kaithulu October 6, 2020

Shlem

SHLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

*Shlem* eyyy Joey pass me the football.

by Espania bull May 17, 2021

Shmemory

A bad or traumatic memory

Highschool is just a big shmemory for me.

by Yibbisher October 15, 2021

shemoya

An absoloute hilarious person that specifically loves the group blackpink , married to tobio kageyama and is extremely talented in most forms of art.

Shemoya is known to be a caring , loveable person , often seen as the "innocent" one in the friend group...little do they know she is always horn-

Shemoya peacefully did her school work , until she suddenly started choking on her pencil and died of suffocation.

by shim.exe November 22, 2021

Shemoy

Shemoy is an amazing lovely person , who cares for the people around him, and will try his best to help. Shemoy's are good in bed, and once they have fallen in love with you, and have gain your trust, they will never leave your side. If you have a shemoy in your life right now, cherish him/her, because you're lucky

I love shemoy so much

by Wonderfully made in Hollywood November 22, 2021