shanking

This an an act in which a male or female, whilst having a shit in the toilet, then decides to have a wank. This, therefore, bring us to the word shank. A shit and a wank at the same time.

When on holiday with friends, i walked in on my friend having a shit but his cock was in his hands and he was jerking profusely, at which point i said, "aww, man stop shanking, this is our bathroom aswell"

by Rashed, J November 8, 2008

Camel Shagging Nigger Bitch

A person who likes to have sexual relations with the rear ends of camels while having their own anal hole ripped apart by a huge greasy sweaty black man.

I feel sorry for that camel, and also the guy behind it.

Sam is a camel shagging nigger bitch.

Nathan pointed and laughed at the camel shagging nigger bitch.

by Bob Mc January 23, 2008

cabin shagging

coaxing a woman into a shack in the middle of the forest and killing her with your cock and then putting a cherry on her nose

I lured Liza into my shack in the middle of the forest and cabin shagged her.

by eric February 4, 2005

Schlonging

When a male engages in the sexual act of positioning his manhood between a female's bresteses and prepares to have sex with her chest, thereby giving her a schnlonging

Man Arthur, I gave that fat chick a good schlonging last night.

by Schlonger September 25, 2005

Shaneing

To shoot a friend (preferably a fat one) in the leg and escaping while zombies feast on them. Named after what Shane Walsh did to Otis in the second season of the Walking Dead. While not necessarily evil, shaneing is still done only by people with very low morals.

If zombies chase us, I'm shaneing you!

by Richard Lupus October 29, 2014

shagging

A heavy defeat in sport

"Our team got a complete shagging today!"

by Cal24 December 28, 2005

Slanging that iron

Having a big dick

“I’m slanging that iron” “Dick never been small”

by Bearacootea October 27, 2019