web shite

A site full of shit.

Very British.

Oh my Goodness, what a shitty web shite is this?

by webdevelopee May 5, 2014

White Shite

Another name for cheap cider involving the word white in it's name. For example White Lightning or White Ace. The real tramps drink that makes you urge when you drink it.

I'm running up the shop to get a bottle of the white shite.

by Ryz April 25, 2006

go and shite

Irish... same as... "go away", "Yeah Right"...

Person 1... Lend me 50 quid
Person 2... Go and shite!

by Cully April 1, 2003

Not worth a shite

Irish saying. Describes something which is completely useless and valueless. Alternatively, can be used to describe a completely incompetent person. To Irish people, this phrase is used to refer to something which is below even the value of feces. In other words, the worst level of uselessness something can possibly reach.

My lawnmower isn't worth a shite!

Tom: Jesus Christ, how are we after losing 8-0 again?
Joe: Face it Tom, Paddy's not worth a shite in goal. He's as likely to save anything as he is giving up the drink.

by Jotinmick April 18, 2018

Shite in a poke

Shite in a poke Scottish Slang for fuck off.

"Go shite in a poke bobby"

by Counfsed June 2, 2018

Shite Castle

nickname for White Castle using the replacement word shite, which is brit-slang for shit.

Why did I eat that whole sack of sliders from Shite Castle last night? I am paying for it today.

by jammy2 August 31, 2010

Commando Shite

When you have to go to the loo where no discernable wc is available, usually performed anywhere outside ..

Fred was driving down the B6 when the tortoise started poking his head out of the shell, pulling over to the side of the road he went into the trees to have a commando shite, and when finished he wiped his arse with the leaves from the trees!!

by Horatio saint-john smythe September 1, 2009