shit fuck all

A regional term in the Canadian Maritimes and Southern Ontario. Meaning nothing, or very little.
Dude 1: How much gas do we have left?
Dude 2: We're down to shit fuck all.
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See also: get the fuck on and shitted on.

A slang phrase meaning, "If you don't hurry up and do something, you are gonna miss out." or "If you don't do this, you are gonna feel like a dumb shit (like you've been 'shitted on')and regret it later."

Note: 'before' can also be shortened to 'fo' for a more urban slang feel.
Tom: Man, I wanna go get that O of kind bud dude accross town was gonna sell me for half price, but I'm so lazy I don't feel like driving.

Greg: Dude, you better get the fuck on before you're shit the fuck on! Are you fucking retarded?
by NINerd October 04, 2008
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two shits and a fuck

Not only to give a shit, or a fuck... but to actually give two shits and a fuck.

Usually used as an expression of sarcasm when you couldn't give any less than you already don't.
Joe: Hey man, check this out, I upgraded my character to Scroto on the game...

Dave: Wow... I could give two shits and a fuck about that... no... really... go swallow a knife and die.
by D.J. B May 05, 2007
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Shit Fuck

an inconsiderate person who could care less about gay shit that doesn't matter.
by Gosfnsgoijsm, April 25, 2007
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Damn!Shit!Fuck!

What you say if something strange or surprising happens.
When Charlie hit his toe, he screamed out "Damn!Shit!Fuck!"
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Two shits and a Fuck

A enhancement of the popular terms for Two shits, Give a fuck and Give a shit. All of these terms used to describe how much you don't care.

When you tell someone that you could give two shits and a fuck about something you are telling them that you not only don't care, but you are in fact angry that they even wasted precious time in your life by giving you the information that they have told you.

Basically a sarcastic way of telling some one that you really could care less about them and/or anything that is coming out or their mouth.
1. My boyfriend broke up with me because I cheated on him.

2. Honestly, you're a whore and I could give two shits and a fuck less if you haven't noticed.
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Dumbass shit fuck

Someone who can't figure out the simplest of tasks.
One who has failed utterly at life and should leave.
Guy 1: Hey come on over here man.

Guy 2: Ok! I'm just going to cross this street.

*gets hit by car*

Guy 1: Oh man what a dumbass shit fuck!
by Jarp12 July 20, 2011
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