shim sham

a beautiful girl. ie a shammy cloth would buff something up

uummm did you see dat girl, she is shim sham bruv, you should get on dat

by Lordy B January 17, 2009

Shim sham

An awning on a tiny house

Wow that’s a nice shim sham! Hope it holds up in the storm!

by Henry Hanks December 30, 2019

shim shoo

Someone being an idiot to get attention

You there, yes you, your a shim shoo

by Strait_White_Male27 June 15, 2018

shim shady

Senior gay kid that goes to carter high school

That shim shady is fishing ugly

by Hernandezs December 25, 2016

Holy Shim Knocker

A male or female that knocks the senior citizens of your community, it could be your Grandma!

That holy shim knocker just got turned on, he is headed to the senior center.

by holy shim Knocker January 07, 2011

shimmed

An act that occurs when your boss leaves you at a job site with inadequate materials or supplies and still expects you to get the job done; on a construction site, any act where a member of your crew or a past contractor leaves you in a shitty situation, usually as result of their supreme jagoffery

Polish Hammer: Hey Sweepy, can you cut a board to 32 inches for the stairs?
Sweepy: Sorry, Hammer. The boss left for New York and all he left was some shitty split wood that's gonna crack as soon as you nail it down.
Polish Hammer: Damnit! We've been shimmed!

by sweepie May 20, 2015

shimmed a gib

when you are the next one in a farting contest and you let out some of the solids.

Sam: "you're next, Jon"
Jon: **brrrrrrrp** "whoops, I just shimmed a gib"

by nimst March 21, 2024