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shift scalping

To take a prime work shift and then sell it to another worker, thus earning income without having to work.
Jon-Mark: I picked up 7-10 phones shift everyday for the entire week, and then sold them to Zeina for $3 an hour. I made money without showing up to work by shift scalping!
by dhe@fas February 9, 2009
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sbiffy

adj. (Derived from the root acronym SBIF for So Broke It's Funny)

1. Looking unusually sharp in inexpensive clothing.

2. Noteworthy style which transcends one's financial standing.
Girl: Wow, what a great shirt!

Guy: Thanks, I think it was like three bucks at Goodwill.

Girl: Even better. I dig sbiffy guys.

Guy: Perfect. I'd give you my number but my cell phone was just shut off for non-payment.

Girl: I don't even care because you look so good.
by sdb1979 December 7, 2010
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culture shift

phenomenon whereby nothing new ever actually happens. millions of angry, brainless, slack-jawed simpletons monopolize every bit of bandwidth extant texting their frustration about this intolerable state of affairs because they believe there must be a reason for their lot, ergo the atmosphere is rent and the culture shifted. the mindless uninspired who insist on affixing a title and definition to a perennial state of nothingness are proof that nothing is ever new. one day it's nascar, the next day teaparties.
it's like- oh, my god- i'm like totally freaking out. peace out, orange county, i'm like so totally over this culture shift.
by lexicali slim February 26, 2010
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shift

A magic button that changes 1 into !, what some people forget.
LOL OMG WTF 1111111111111111111111111
by XD147 August 22, 2005
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SHIFA

Shifa

Shifa can be really nice to you or a bitch...
Shifa can be super cute and at the same time really hot!! (some can be hoes)
She dates a lot of guys but they are beautiful with a brain! keep shifa closer to you...you don't wanna be her enemy. I personally do not have some good experience with shifa's...
I wanna be a shifa!!!!!!!!!!!!
by hotmarthafaker June 9, 2020
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night shift

typically 11 pm- 7 am or 12 midnight 'til 8. The infidelity shift. The time when most MILFs get a different bed companion.
Her old man worked night shift so I used to slip into her bed at 1 am and leave by 4 am.
by Jake March 5, 2004
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sheff

Gang Member: I will sheff you up.
Drug dealer: Oh shit sorry, i will get you the weed
by sheps_s February 14, 2017
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