shelf art 

Popular location for a tattoo, namely the the small of a woman's back.

Called shelf-art because its on the shelf.

"Cyndi has pretty wild shelf-art." "Really?" "Yeah, Trey said he busted a nut there last night and the tat looked like two dragons kissing."

shelf art by CB January 12, 2005

Shelf booty

Usually a black woman’s ass that sticks straight out you could use it to put drinks on it.

“That girl’s shelf booty so big you could put a six pack on it.

Shelf booty by Big Ass Boy August 22, 2018

shelf tops 

pair of Adidas Superstars

Man, since i saw that "My Adidas" video by Run DMC, I always kick it in my laceless shelf tops.

shelf tops by FSU Austin January 12, 2007

Shelf It 

Words spoken in a bar/club when you thrust an empty glass into someone's hand, prompting them to put it away for you, like on a table or bar near them.

Girl: Hey Shelf It (thrusts empty glass into his hands)
Boy : (sarcasm) Yeah, thanks (finds place to put the glass)

Shelf It by GrizG1 August 24, 2008

shelf destruct 

Verb: to decay to a slimy and/or mouldy mess while in storage (on the shelf)

"I don't know why I buy fresh vegetables, they always shelf destruct and then not only can't I eat them, I have to clean up the slimy mess"

The strange smell in the kitchen was traced to a bag of potatoes that had shelf destructed.

shelf destruct by tsamu July 31, 2010

shelf shuffle 

The hassle of moving items on a shelf in the fridge so one can pull out an item that is trapped behind all others.

Of course the milk is at the very back of my fridge when I want to eat my bowl of cereal.....fuck the shelf shuffle, I'll just use orange juice...

shelf shuffle by phish phood December 28, 2010

shelf up 

Someone who is not quite an alchoholic. A person that drinks daily but has yet to start buying bottom shelf liquor.

Hey you wanna split a liter of Evan Williams? No man your a shelf up I worry about you sometimes.

shelf up by BFG42 July 28, 2015