charlie sheen

1) not bi-polar but bi-winning

2) a total fucking rock-star from mars

3) bangs seven gram rock because that's how he rolls

"You borrow my brain for five seconds and just be like 'dude can't handle it! unplug this bastard' yeah because it fires in a way that's um i dunno maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm" -Charlie Sheen

by soulless-archangel April 3, 2011

Sheen it

A nod to Charlie Sheen. Basically, You've heard his story before, and you know you'll hear it again whether from him, or any other celebrity in general.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about Char-
Person 2: Sheen it.

Bob knew Hollywood was desperate because he'd Sheen this happen before.

by Wingitt March 26, 2011

Sheenfaced

Completely and utterly smashed on one or a combination of drugs. Like shitfaced but on the deity-like level of Charlie Sheen.

I just picked a 7 g rock, let's get Sheenfaced

by TheChinsk March 23, 2011

Purple Sheen

The hardest erection one can achieve. An erection so hard the head of the penis goes from a velvety matt to a high gloss finish, so red and full of rage that its almost purple, those creating a Purple Sheen off the head of the penis.

Tommy woke up with a Purple Sheen, his dick was so hard it he pushed down on it and popped his lower back.

by Nick Pitarra June 14, 2013

Charlie Sheen

A drug so powerful, if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

I am on a drug called Charlie Sheen. I made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, and Richards just look like droopy-eyed armless children.

by A Guy Named Rhino March 15, 2011

Charlie Sheen

Bagging a girl while intoxicated and paying for it and trying to bag her girlfriend or group of girlfriends at the same time and rate.

Sheila was really hot. After a round of sex, I tried to Charlie Sheen her girlfriends but they wouldn't take the "spare change" I had.

by Dennis Dragon August 17, 2006

Sheenism

The practice of worshiping the actions of Charlie Sheen, believing in winning

I have been great at everything since I conformed to sheenism.

by TDawesome April 7, 2011