thanks for sharing

sarcastic phrase meaning "that was really gross/inappropriate/stupid and you're an idiot." Comes from group therapy, where everyone is encouraged to share their feelings and is recognized for sharing.

Quentin: "I just won the statewide Rubik's Cube championship."

Potential girlfriend: "Thanks for sharing."

by spatulasaucepan January 10, 2009

Thank You For Sharing

Also know as "Thanks For Sharing" Its When someone drives past you with windows down and absolute crap music playing, or worse yet when you are both stopped at a stop light and all you can hear is their bad music.

Car 1: (Music Blaring) !@#$&^%$#@!@#$%$#@#$%$#@
Car 2: That Music is crap. Thank You For Sharing. asshole.

by Bri Silver August 26, 2011

shivering coyote

a squealing shaking fart that sounds like a freezing cold coyote being tortured. also that sound of someone making a mess of themselves

His fart was that of a shivering coyote.

I'm about to release a shivering coyote.

by superkoolkidandphresh November 18, 2009

Sabering

Similar to the female version of scissoring. Men with erections going at each other naked. Sabering, like a Star Wars light saber fight but with dicks. Replace the light sabers with dicks.

"Dude, Carl and Shane had an EPIC Sabering session tonight."

by Wivesclubbeavertonchapter September 20, 2014

guitar sharingan

When someone is so good at guitar they immidiately listen to a song and play it without any written music. Comes from popular anime series naruto in which ninja who possess sharingan can immidiately mimmick their opponents attacks without even seeing them.

guy one: "are you sure you're gonna be able to learn that song?"

guy two: "don't worry dude, I got ma guitar sharingan!"

by Scarab21 November 8, 2009

earth shattering shits

After ingesting your favorite rectum wrecker at Taco Bell, your colon screams out in a writhing pain, you then sprint to the nearest shit eater. You let out war cries of a legendary Spartan warrior and release a massive hot potato from within your poop shoot and it shatters not only the porcelain throne you are squatting on but also the core of the earth as well. Good job jack ass ya broke the earth.... I hope you are happy.

Yesterday I had Taco Bell and for the rest of my evening I had earth shattering shits.

by TSMSmurf October 20, 2015

shoveling snow

the act of selling or doing cocaine

"A bitter chill from shoveling snow, hustling blow and ecstasy pills to pay electricity bills." Apathy - the winter

by dick shunary February 7, 2009