Shave the beard

When a gay guy dumps his fake girlfriend he uses to hide that he's gay.

Danielle got dumped? I guess jack decided to shave the beard, we all knew

by Teshandra April 22, 2013

Shag & Shave

It's where you have a quick shag with your significant other, then give them a haircut afterwards.

"Shag & Shave, where you shag and then have a haircut" 1 hour later" "That was a nice bit of anal there Sophie" "Yeh I agree" said Steven, now what about that haircut" "Short back and sides? ;)

by HairyGooch February 1, 2018

spoon shave

Scraping the food off a baby's chin and cheeks with his/her spoon.

Baby Grayson was so messy with his pureed carrots, I had to give him a spoon shave after every bite.

by SammyPie April 21, 2011

shave the chicken

To shave the chicken is a common phrase to point out the need to make a decision without f*ing around. It is the opposite of procrastinating.

"All right guys, let's not shave the chicken here and do it"
"We really need to stop shave that chicken."

by kevinschwarz January 24, 2018

Bear Shaving

The efforts we go to to deal with the symptoms of a problem rather than the root cause of the problem.

You have an eating disorder and as a solution you have a gastric band fitted. This is Bear Shaving. The real solution is to get to the root cause of the eating disorder and deal with it.

Global warming is causing the bears to overheat. Solution Shave the bears.

by black cat bastard August 3, 2009

shaving the dog

Doing something that seems like a good idea, but in reality is a bad decision.

Ben spent 3 weeks shaving the dog and now we are puppy fucked.

by mhansen November 17, 2017

Shaving the Knob

Using teeth during a blowjob

Last night she was shaving the knob so bad I got razor burn

by PeteyGotshaved August 4, 2019