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Shattered Mast

N. The residual pain left from an extended, but exquisitely satisfied priapism.

V. To satisfy the priapism.
Baby I've still got a shattered mast from last friday.
by Bigsby Hornsworth June 15, 2010
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Shatner

The act of receiving oral sex while taking a shit. May or may not involve a toilet.
Bill phones Leonard:
Leonard: Hello
Bill: What's up?
Leonard: I'll have to call you back, I'm in the middle of a Shatner.

Bill: Enough said. Enjoy!
by Admiral6996 May 13, 2014
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Shattered McCrank

when a thin layer of shit is crusted on your asshole. As the day progresses, the shit hardens and shatters like glass.
AC forget to wipe, so at the end of the day, she got a shattered mccrank.
by bah like one dick print? June 4, 2012
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Shatnerian

1) Any conspiracy theory related to a William Shatner documentary or anything accepted as canon when said by any member of the Star Trek cast (any series).
2) Any unsubstantiated urban legend accepted by the ignorant or made up on the spot when speaking to an idiot.
3) The type of personality that can make a skeptic a believer or make the legally impoverished donate thousands.
1: What kind of Shatnerian Jonathan Frakes/Leonard Nemoy crap is this?

2: You actually think I'd fall for that Shatnerian magic trick?

3: Boy, that televangelist sure loosens purses. What a Shatner!
by palex June 24, 2005
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Shatter

The ugly mess that coats the inside of the toilet bowl when you have to go to the bathroom so bad that you fart and defecate in unison as soon as you take your seat. (Sh*t/Splatter)
I had to go to the bathroom so bad that it took three flushes to clear the shatter from the bowl.
by Juan Pescador September 24, 2019
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Shattercannon Pocket Punch

Named after a combination of scattergun and alabama hot pocket.

An alabama hot pocket is performed on a girl and then she punches her pelvic region, causing a splatter of shat to shoot out of her vagina, like a poopy sawn off shotgun.
She decorated the wall with a Shattercannon Pocket Punch.
by rogan? March 2, 2012
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The Shatners

The Shatners, also known as Shatner Syndrome, is a term used to describe when actors fall from stardom to obscurity, alcoholism, and at times insanity. The term references William Shatner and his post-Star Trek career.
by aexmcl October 8, 2009
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