shat

Having a fart and shit come out at the same time.

Holy shit, I just shat myself and I thought it was a fart.

by BlackDevil July 27, 2006

shat

1. n. dried fruit jerky
2. adj. used to describe anything resembling total bullshit, dried fruit jerky, or shit itself, in a good way.

(1) This shat tastes mad good!
(2) Your face looks like shat.

by k.nin3 August 31, 2006

shat

Shat is when you wanted to fart, but you shit too.

Bryan was trying to push out a fart when he accidentally shat myself

by bunta October 4, 2005

shat

Best group ever

1.Group who rocks, made songs called: i got a boner and i wanna bone her, lick my balls then my ass, band whore, i fuck my pillow, wht the fuck do you think christina aguilara is doing right now?, i threw up on her cunt, early morning hard on, and countless other classics

2. past tense of "SHIT"

3. censored way of saying "shit"

4. stuff

5. abbreviation of William Shatner

1. SHAT is the greatest group ever, listen to the best of shat at barnsandnoble.com

by matt January 7, 2004

shat

- Past tense of taking a shit.

- I just shat myself.

by taxi service July 8, 2009

shat

to say something is shitty, past tense of shit

shat tomatoes

by elcool March 30, 2003

shatting

(v.) To drive around in a vehicle with several people stealing from the rich and giving to the random in order to make the world a better, more confusing place.

Adam: "What the hell are we doing tonight?"
Ketan: "We're shatting. Nary a traffic cone, american flag, real estate sign, stone lion, or hooker will remain standing when we're done."

by The Tree Gremlins December 19, 2005