A disorganised situation which comes about in an organisation because the shower who call themselves management didn't or couldn't think ahead so didn't see it coming.
The simplest form of 'shambles' which could have been foreseen by any 12 year old.
The simplest form of 'shambles' which could have been foreseen by any 12 year old.
When X and Y were away from the office at the same time, no one knew how to answer the phone turning everything into a shambles but it wasn't a complete shambles as email still worked.
by MoLincs November 28, 2011
Get the shambles mug.Hardcore urban dictionary pimp. Does not seem to be able to comprehend that his definitions (or rather hilarious attempts at looking hard)don't make him look like a thugged out killer, but rather a weak loser who can't be a thug in reality and ergo pretends to be one through the anonomynity of the internet. Also seems to think that only gang-banging killas such as himself have the connections to buy a sack of trees, much less smoke them properly. Known to talk out of his ass (e.g. acting like a low rent teenage POF like him has actually handled a two thousand dollar gun before, and that tripping isn't even comparable to being high, constantly accusing people of 'never having smoked'.) Makes threats of violence he cannot possibly carry out against those who aren't fans of a couple of queer clowns who rap.
All the badasses I know go on Urban Dictionary to talk shit and make empty threats of violence against people who don't agree with them on music. Ooh I am so afraid Joe is going to hop on his bike and come get me. Too bad He's an illiterate teenage middle school dropout who 'don't need school' so the street signs will confuse the shit out of him and he'll end up in a ghetto and be robbed and stripped by some non-internet thugs.
by shoelessjoegothisassowned January 23, 2004
Get the shoeless joe mug.One in an office environment, particularly a loner who is physically repugnant and socially unredeeming in any way, who seeks to maneuver by heirarchal flattery and other banal officespace machiavellian tactics more attractive and socially agile co-workers out of their jobs with the sad notion that they will not be around to draw desperately needed female attention from him. Always lives alone. Collects comic books and old rock albums. Assumes the attutude of a hipster without possessing any hipster qualities. Apparently unware of shoulder flakes. Will typically work as an editor and will fire interns who don't sleep with him.
Ugh. That's the third time this week that sharpless loser has asked me out to dinner so we can discuss my writing.
by Dharma Bum April 12, 2004
Get the Sharpless mug.Is a great and amazing person. SHE DOES NOT LIKE WILL. Her sarcasm is not always appreciated. Oh well
by Tyrone Tyshan October 22, 2019
Get the Shalesse mug.A legendary bro with epic batting skills who, once thought dead, has magically appeared in a cornfield behind your house. This bro will convince you to build a baseball diamond so you can play catch with your dead father.
Farmer: "What are you grinning at, you ghost?"
Shoeless Bro Jackson: "If you build it... HE will come, bro."
Shoeless Bro Jackson: "If you build it... HE will come, bro."
by bloomintemp8 October 13, 2011
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2. An idiot's version of living a life in shambles.
2. An idiot's version of living a life in shambles.
1. "My cousin breeds shamels for a living. He is making a killing!"
2. "Everything is going to shamles on me! FML!"
2. "Everything is going to shamles on me! FML!"
by fr33kay June 20, 2010
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