Shamone

An expression of joy/disbelieve/happiness/saddness an all round adjective

shamone mother fucker eeh hee, check my bad self

by Bubbles December 8, 2003

samon

A young white child pretending to be African-American and tells lies to impress his internet pals.

Samon tells his internet buddies that he smokes weed and gets laid often.

by LlamaHunter. June 4, 2003

shamanasaa

word used as a response to questions one does not really want/desire to answer.

"What did you do today little Billy?"

"Uh... shamanasaa."

by Your Mother's Mistress August 3, 2007

shagonometry

The combination of "shagging" and "trigonometry". The knowledge of angles that one (usually the man) may use during sex to get the best response from his partner.

Well, she was almost ready to quit trying to have an orgasm, but then I changed the shagonometry on her and she almost jumped right off the bed! She came like a wildcat!

by MAΘ January 19, 2011

samonologue

Term used to describe a story which should have been simple, but during delivery turns into a monologue.

Also applies to jokes told in a such a poor and round about way so as to render all funniness obsolete.

Person 1: Have you written an example yet? Should be really easy for you right

Person 2: Well I was going to write a full monologue but I didnt think it would quite fit what I wanted the other people to say, so instead I came to the conclusion that the best thing to do was to write what could be the start of a monologue and a story in which the person whilst telling a story does so in a very round about way and often gets side tracked with other stories during delivery...

Person 3: What is he talking about?

Person 1: He's just gone off on one of his samonologues again...

or

Person 1: That's a nice jacket Sam is wearing

Person 2: Whatever you do dont ask him about it

by Dontevenreplyisagreatwebsite October 9, 2013

shalong board

shalong is a half assed acronym for "sit-down haul ass long board". shalong board is a tem used when you fix or attach a seat, bench or some sort of platform to a long board to drop your center of gravity for maximum down hill rallying. this sport is usually accompanied with a mullet, some PBR, some real shitty engineering and some deep rooted passion to compete as a illegal underground red neck street luger.

say man, you want to try out this shalong board? no thanks dude I don't roll that way! its just a long board you sit on while mashing some big ass hills! oh ok, I thought you where talking about something else, my bad.

by katshyt January 30, 2014

shamanni

Humble and elegant. An independent goddess. She ggtm and does not have time for the fuckery. A real boss that surrounds herself with other bosses.

" I need somebody like Shamanni"

by Maaanni March 13, 2017