Sextzoned

When you totally embarrassed yourself sending unsolicited nudes and got rejected as fuck. Then you just want to disappear from the face of the earth.

Bro, I was trying to kick it with this hot chick until I got sextzoned! Sucks!

by whenimaqueen August 22, 2018

under sextimate

The act of under estimating one's sexually ability.

That girl's fuglyness led me to assume she would be bad in bed. Oh but did I under sextimate her, that was the best night of my life.

by Dericious08 July 8, 2014

sexting

Using a cellular device to send pornographic photos or videos of oneself to another. After recieving a sext message you are then supposed to forward it to every person you know, telling each one of them to do the same, until the entire world has seen it, and everyone thinks your friend is a slut. Can sometimes result in a law suit.

"While my mom was sexting my dad, she accidently forwarded the message to me, forcing me, according to the sexting law, to send the message to all my friends." That night, all my friends died.

by 2+2=unicorn January 7, 2010

sextracted

being distracted by sex; unable to concentrate due to sex on your mind.

Bob: "You're not listening to me"

Sue: "No, i'm sextracted."

by phinesse March 7, 2009

Sextus

The most good looking man out there. Though only twelve years old, he is still standing and looking fine. A Sextus is the kind of guy who everyone likes (except for Davus and Marcus' whole family in the book Ecce Romani)!

girl one: is that sextus i see?
girl two: yes but hes dating lucy so..
girl one: dang it well next time

by imrightyoureleft December 10, 2018

sextracker

an internet cookie which is automatically implanted on your computer terminal whenever you surf a porn site. While beneficial to you if you habitually surf such sites, it becomes a problem if you don't want others to know where you've been. A very benign program, and easy to remove.

Nickarossi: "I got busted yesterday when the wife found sextracker on our computer."
Chachi: "You mulked up ho! Sextracker is so easy to get rid of!"

by Nickarossi August 1, 2007

sextinct

having become too old to engage in sexual intercourse

Bill's age-induced erectile dysfunction rendered him sextinct, much to his wife's chagrin.

by Facerock February 4, 2008